Obama: Decent Chap or Lying Sap?

There's no doubt that many Americans have become suspicious of president Barack Hussein Obama. We have a right to be -- since 2008, Obama has been successfully dodging some of the real issues, but I say he has been avoiding the most important issue of all: is he actually an America citizen? Many other Americans have wondered the same thing, and we have the absolute right to be concerned. How could we allow a non-American citizen to legally run our country? Photos of forged certificates circulated through the internet, and some of them found their way into the public's inboxes. Although they may have been fake, it still took far too long to release a true, legitimate birth certificate for Obama. Many of us were still not convinced.

A few weeks ago, Donald Trump raised the question that many of us were trying to ask. The potential presidential contender finally ordered an investigation over Barack Obama, and pushed that his long form birth certificate be released. Trump released his own long form birth certificate to ABC in order to fuel the research.

Finally, the state of Hawaii released a paper documenting the president's live birth (It is now available for download on the White House website).

This left Obama quite smug at the 2011 White House Correspondent's dinner, where he delivered a number of zingers to Donald Trump and the Fox News table.

Excuse me, Mr. Obama? I don't think you should be quite so smug just yet.

There is reason to believe that this paper is a forgery as well, and it needs to be tested further in order for the issue to finally be put to rest. Here is the supposed "long form" birth certificate, so you can see for yourself, dear reader. Some notes have been added where issues are concerned.

Obama, why can't you just give us the truth? I think you need to come forward and give us something real, instead of an (obvious) forgery. You're playing the American people for a bunch of saps, and we need to clear up this issue in order to move on to more important concerns.